I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
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I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
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The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
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