I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
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