First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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