ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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