Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
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get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
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I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
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