Taylor Swift is so right about you.
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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