I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
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