found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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