Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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