is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
why do cheetos always look like penises
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
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i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
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We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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