just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
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She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
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Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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