I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
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Sober January is a disaster.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
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First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
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