Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
They should really pass out barf bags in church
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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