you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
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Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
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Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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