I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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