he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
Randomize
