Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
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We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
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Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
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Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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