Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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