Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
Randomize
