wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
We had to coat check the pizza.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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