the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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