Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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