do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
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went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
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All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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