i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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