her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
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I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
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fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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