Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
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at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
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A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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