South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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