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You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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