this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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