at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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