No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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