So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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