She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
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