i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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