It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
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If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
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Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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