Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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