Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
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dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
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I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
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