who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
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