She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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