Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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