i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
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