with your own penis?
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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