fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
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I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
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I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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