Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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