Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
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he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
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I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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