whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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