Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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