You really coming over, don't trick.
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
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He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
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You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
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