Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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