I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
Randomize
