Are we in a gay sports bar?
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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