I'm eating all of the evidence.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
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